Suck My Non Existing Shirt

My Suck My Non-Existing Shirt would knock over anything and everything if she wasn’t confined. No, they wake you up at 2 am because they see the bottom of the food dish and they are hungry and worried that the half bowl of food that’s left won’t be enough to sustain them for a couple more hours. Not waking me up, yeah right. She may not bark at passersby but she will find a way, either by knocking things over or by slamming face first into the back door for no reason.  I love the shirt and have too but this is a bit ridiculous lol. My shirt wakes me up in the middle of the night all the time, have absolutely no concept of personal space, and neither of them is super smart.


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From: Top Cool Tee